Wednesday, December 10, 2008

rearranging deck chairs on the titanic

how the crap do people study? seriously. i think i have a disability or something. i cant focus enough to study. but i get by.

anyways im about to be a golfer soon. and i do a voice over in the pops party place commercial. 
i like blogs. im terrible about having one and i would rather keep my feelings than blog them. well thats not true but i immediately become devoid of all emotions once i think about blogging.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

In Heaven Everything is Fine

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Mushroom Kingdom

This is the story of Mario Maro and Luigi Mario:

The Mario Bros story was created by Shigeki Montezuma in Korea in the early 1990s. Mario First appeared in the atari game choplifter. He was a pilot. He then realized that the money was in cleaning poop out of toilets. He could jump really high and break bricks with his head. The ladies loved this, especially royalty. Fulfilling the American dream, Mario married Princess Peach. Then a giant lizard turtle King messed everything up. This is their story:







Soon after, the Lizard Turtle king did it again. But it was too hard for Americans. So instead we get to see what happens the third time:






Then, the same Lizard Turtle King kidnapped the Princess again. And he kidnapped the friends of this llama dinosaur thing who could fly and spit fire: 






Then the story ended. And we never heard anything from Mario Mario again. Or Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo



Saturday, November 8, 2008

spaghetti cat!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I have a dream......

This is from my friends on Facebook(statuses) concerning our President of the United States. Mr. Barack Hussein Obama


I'll keep my gun, my money, and my freedom. You can keep the change!

now its my turn for wel-fare. cant wait to sit on my ass and get paid!!! straight up! ignorance is the new pink!

.. What does our future hold?

praying, praying, praying!! Thats all we can do now...

what is our world coming to??

"it may not be accomplished in 1 term." But didn't he promise it would be?

good job America! i just dont see how you can sit here and say its not about the race bc if your honest it is!

demandind a recount. jack daniels would be the best president of all.

 what the hell!?? Stop being excited because he is black...it has nothing to do with color but with MORALS!!!

told everyone months ago obama would win no matter how the public votes .. and now they see ...

is wanting to move to Amsterdam.

is in shock..i mean really??

is sad over the outcome..

is moving to Ecuador as soon as Obama takes office.

Obama wins. What does this mean, God?

is having a tiny little twinge of fear inside at the thought of what could happen over the next four years... and is now planning her exodus to Mexico.

just gor back from one of the most amazing shows ever, and is mourning the death of capitalism.

America start emptying your pockets to the lazy uneducated people in our society… this isn’t intended towards anyone…

s my life as i know it is over, there goes christmas to tax money. The terrorists thank you for voting for Obama.

is no longer an American!!!!

is accepting that it is the end of the world.

mourns his country's poverty of character and wisdom.

is very afraid for our nation! God help us!!!

s disappointed that Americans voted for abortion, terrorists, socialism, marxism, and other anti-Christian.

Monday, October 27, 2008

METAL MONDAY!!! RAWR

Is Barack Obama a Muslim socialist? 


Social Security, medicare, public schooling, any kind of taxes, police, workfare, HUD housing, food stamps, disability pay,  any kind of governmental regulations of business, property, and infrastructure. 

Yep, all socialistic principles. Socialism saved capitalism. 



Thursday, October 23, 2008

this is from wikipedia

This is in reference to Social Democracy



In general, contemporary social democrats support:

  • mixed economy consisting mainly of private enterprise, but with government owned or subsidized programs of educationhealthcarechild care and related services for all citizens.
  • Government bodies that regulate private enterprise in the interests of workers, consumers and fair competition.
  • Advocacy of fair trade over free trade.
  • An extensive system of social security (although usually not to the extent advocated by democratic socialists or other socialist groups), with the stated goal of counteracting the effects of poverty and insuring the citizens against loss of income following illness, unemployment or retirement.
  • Moderate to high levels of taxation (through a value-added and/or progressive taxation system) to fund government expenditure.

Social democrats also tend to support:


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

wedding wednesday

crap i forgot about wedding wednesday.


if anyone wishes to see a video slideshow of my wedding you can see it here.

and this is the song that was played  during the ceremony:

failure to yield


i got a ticket. it was stupid. i hung out with westmoreland. etc


ive been filming alot. wife comes home soon. chili saturday. 

Monday, October 20, 2008

METAL mondays

I know I just blogged a minute ago. But since my wife is doing "Sustainability Sundays" I assumed it was most logical to have a "Metal Monday."   Football Friday and Wedding Wednesday are to come.


Terror ALERT: Orange

Off all night. Dogs crapped. Rays won. I love socialism.

I would have to say the best and most important thing about me is my humility.
"how do you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss?"

"Hey man, you got a light? thats all"

A flick of a wrist shows a burnt out menthol.

It was comprised of a fervid flame.

Now it reflects a poor man's bane.

Once too bright for the waning dark.

The effigy that haunts our waking thoughts.

Naive to the air that extinguishes hope.

An aid to the poison that silences throats.

Still I wish I had that fire that burns.

And ignites delight that all children yearn.

The dreams of a future and a day before night.

This drag on my soul which generates vice.

The puff on a stick of advice I once gave

To the coward and meek who inherit the brave

So Ill search my spirit for the words to the song.

Which now sits crushed on this minstrel's palm.

I gave the words of life but only in theory

To this unfortunate man's afflicting inquiry. 

Ill pray to the Father of all what to do

"Hey bro, that light you seek, it's in you."

Sunday, October 19, 2008

and in the beginning, nothing began to end.

Blogs are a lot of pressure. Here goes....


Today is my first post and it is my birthday. I am at work listening to the True Gospel Holiness Church. He says "Amen" in between every two words. I love my wife. She gave me a wonderful birthday. Well my mother gave it to me, but the celebration of birth was made wonderful by the wife. 


Do blind people dream? I wanna move to Sweden with our kids. 


Vote Larry Harris for Sheriff. Even though it won't count.