Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Mushroom Kingdom

This is the story of Mario Maro and Luigi Mario:

The Mario Bros story was created by Shigeki Montezuma in Korea in the early 1990s. Mario First appeared in the atari game choplifter. He was a pilot. He then realized that the money was in cleaning poop out of toilets. He could jump really high and break bricks with his head. The ladies loved this, especially royalty. Fulfilling the American dream, Mario married Princess Peach. Then a giant lizard turtle King messed everything up. This is their story:







Soon after, the Lizard Turtle king did it again. But it was too hard for Americans. So instead we get to see what happens the third time:






Then, the same Lizard Turtle King kidnapped the Princess again. And he kidnapped the friends of this llama dinosaur thing who could fly and spit fire: 






Then the story ended. And we never heard anything from Mario Mario again. Or Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo



Saturday, November 8, 2008

spaghetti cat!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

I have a dream......

This is from my friends on Facebook(statuses) concerning our President of the United States. Mr. Barack Hussein Obama


I'll keep my gun, my money, and my freedom. You can keep the change!

now its my turn for wel-fare. cant wait to sit on my ass and get paid!!! straight up! ignorance is the new pink!

.. What does our future hold?

praying, praying, praying!! Thats all we can do now...

what is our world coming to??

"it may not be accomplished in 1 term." But didn't he promise it would be?

good job America! i just dont see how you can sit here and say its not about the race bc if your honest it is!

demandind a recount. jack daniels would be the best president of all.

 what the hell!?? Stop being excited because he is black...it has nothing to do with color but with MORALS!!!

told everyone months ago obama would win no matter how the public votes .. and now they see ...

is wanting to move to Amsterdam.

is in shock..i mean really??

is sad over the outcome..

is moving to Ecuador as soon as Obama takes office.

Obama wins. What does this mean, God?

is having a tiny little twinge of fear inside at the thought of what could happen over the next four years... and is now planning her exodus to Mexico.

just gor back from one of the most amazing shows ever, and is mourning the death of capitalism.

America start emptying your pockets to the lazy uneducated people in our society… this isn’t intended towards anyone…

s my life as i know it is over, there goes christmas to tax money. The terrorists thank you for voting for Obama.

is no longer an American!!!!

is accepting that it is the end of the world.

mourns his country's poverty of character and wisdom.

is very afraid for our nation! God help us!!!

s disappointed that Americans voted for abortion, terrorists, socialism, marxism, and other anti-Christian.